Paras

What you can always get from Puck is a good fuck
Puck is the name. Eighteen years old and a senior at this school in Lima that I don't give a fuck about. Don't even bother trying to know my real name. You won't get anything from me except for a good fuck and a lot of badass shit from a badass like me. Need a fucking awesome lay or even someone to help you get off? Just call me or take a look at me and your panties will drop off faster than you can scream my name while I'm fucking you. It's guaranteed by the Puckerone.

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rachelberrygs:

Yep, I’ve already decided that he is you on steroids.

I wanna meet that dude. Sounds like we’d get along real fine. 

(Source: sabriland)

rachelberrygs:

No, he likes to flirt with me because I’ll blush and turn him down. I’m too young for him and don’t have nearly enough money.

Totally sounds familiar. He’s a gold digger, isn’t he? 

(Source: sabriland)

rachelberrygs:

He won’t get too mad, he’ll probably scold me for being childish, but he’ll probably just laugh.

Shit, that’s so fucking sweet. He’s totally into you. 

(Source: sabriland)

rachelberrygs:

Nope. He likes me too much and I know that he’s been waiting for me to react to him in some way. This should finally let him know that his advances are not welcome.

Maybe he’ll get pissed and forget about his attraction to you. Just saying. 

(Source: sabriland)

rachelberrygs:

I don’t know. I’ll find out tomorrow.

You’re in trouble, dude. M’pretty sure he’ll kick you out of his house or whatever. 

(Source: sabriland)

rachelberrygs:

Of course I did. And I took a page out of Becca’s book and placed itching powder in all of his boxer shorts.

Whoa, Rachel Berry being a badass. What was his reaction?

(Source: sabriland)